Patton Oswalt Wins Twitter

“And yet, I would be endlessly delighted if that duffel bag of marzipan that Michele Bachmann calls a husband were in the White House.”

I would too, since Michelle Bachman is the only one who can save us from certain doom!

Posted Monday, August 22nd, at 1:27 PM (∞).

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