Plato: I have no beef with vegetarians.
Socrates: Nor do I, but I certainly wouldn't wanna pork one.
Plato: I just don't like when they tell me what to eat; they're not the Kielbasa me.
Socrates: While one cannot describe their diet as wholly fair, it's certainly not fowl.
Plato: Its, simply put, a bunch of bologna.
Socrates: Pescetarians have always seemed a bit fishy to me.
Plato: Meh, they can do what they want. Ain't mutton wrong wit' dat.
Socrates: This is getting cheesy; maybe vegan discuss it in person at a later date.
