Hey Jenny Slater.: Monday Morning Cage Match XVIII: 45-19 vs. 1940.
Unbridled genius: Martinez v. Gamelin in a fight to the death!
Man insults police, winds up in jail
From the Athens Banner-herald: “After the [55 year old] man was in handcuffs, he told the officer that his taxes pay police salaries and demanded that the officer perform a sex act on him…”
OnlineAthens.com | Police Blotter | Revelers say they found beer in park 09/30/07
I know this is old, but I figured this would be a great way to preserve an exceptional piece of news reporting, and to highlight the ABH’s Best of the Blotter series, where we these hooligans were also featured.
FDIC Paints Terrifying Picture Of Bank Health
The FDIC steps in when the banks go broke. And who’s got the FDIC’s back in case they go broke? Why, the banks, of course…
nutrigrain commercial (via deandrathol).
Wow. Never has a commercial made me want a product so much.
And I feel GREEEAAAT!
Cool Guys Don’t Look At Explosions (via thelonelyisland)
I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.
Fine, I’ll admit it.
I have watched every episode of Glee, including the sneak preview (albeit unintentionally) and don’t plan to stop. Jane Lynch and Stephen Tobolowsky are funny, and Jayma Mays’s role as the germaphobic guidance counselor is entertaining too.
A-rock says Ch-ch-ch-check it out.
Glee (via kathlellen)
Dresden Codak » Archive » Caveman Science Fiction
I think we can all learn something from this. Also, if you read it first and ignore the title, it makes no sense. I did just that, and the “Aha!” moment was pretty great.
I am a grown man
and this still gives me chills. Literally. I am sitting in my office with goosebumps right now. GO DAWGS!
what did you do, ray - What Would Tyler Durden Do
Nobody loves a good Ghostbusters joke as much as me.
For the record, if someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
Obama Calls Kanye a 'Jackass' -- The Audio
I actually saw the VMA’s, and Obama hits the nail on the head here. Now, if only our country could grow up to the point that it is not a news scandal when the President calls some jackass a jackass, maybe we could make some real progress.
via TMZ.
Hilbert's paradox of the Grand Hotel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I stayed here once. The room service was terrible…
It took forever!
“New Age Girl” - Deadeye Dick, 1994
“She don’t eat meat, but she sure likes the bone.”
Urinal protocol vulnerability « xkcd
This is as good as some of his best comics, and contains some excellent acronym work too.
