Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really) | Popular Science

This is just another piece of evidence contributing to my favorite pet theory regarding the LHC.  According to a couple of renowned physicists, the Higg’s Boson (which the LHC was designed to find) is such an abhorrent particle to the natural world that the creation of such a particle ripples backward in time to prevent its own creation.  Without delving too far into quantum physics, suffice to say that this is actually less ridiculous than it sounds.  See the NYT article here.

Posted Friday, November 6th, at 9:45 AM (∞).

“There is nothing more heartbreaking than having Glenn Beck outlive your child.”

h/t lil cuz.

Posted Thursday, November 5th, at 3:16 PM (∞).

Mikey Mel and the JD's 在 MySpace Music 中提供的内容 - 免费流媒体 MP3、图片和音乐下载

We’re huge in Japan.

Posted Thursday, October 29th, at 10:48 AM (∞).

The hard-luck life of a Cleveland Browns fan - ESPN

A great article on fan-hood by Geoff LaTulippe on the worldwide leader’s Page 2.

Posted Thursday, October 29th, at 10:29 AM (∞).

'Desperate' Phillies fan arrested for offering sex in exchange for World Series tickets

via NY Daily News.

h/t DR.

Posted Wednesday, October 28th, at 1:17 PM (∞).

Georgia Theatre in Athens Can be Rebuilt

Rooftop BBQ, a museum, and an art gallery?  I can’t wait…

Posted Friday, October 23rd, at 11:49 AM (∞).

AS: it’s a little cuter than your usual fare, but hey, why not mix it up?

- Fine, maybe I will.  But only coz i want to, not because you told me to.

Posted Friday, October 23rd, at 10:13 AM (∞).

District Attorney Leigh Patterson cleared in barbecue winnings election complaint

“I feel compelled to confess to the commission that I also won first place in the hog calling contest” - DA Leigh Patterson, Floyd County, GA.

via RN-T.com.

Posted Friday, October 16th, at 9:28 AM (∞).

Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer: Your all-inclusive guide to a life well-lived.

How to Explain Something to Someone who Just Doesn’t Get It

Posted Thursday, October 15th, at 12:44 PM (∞).

If God Had Wanted Me To Be Accepting Of Gays, He Would Have Given Me The Warmth And Compassion To Do So

- The Onion

Posted Tuesday, October 13th, at 4:23 PM (∞).

Hey Jenny Slater.: Monday Morning Cage Match XVIII: 45-19 vs. 1940.

Unbridled genius: Martinez v. Gamelin in a fight to the death!

Posted Monday, October 12th, at 2:18 PM (∞).

Man insults police, winds up in jail

From the Athens Banner-herald: “After the [55 year old] man was in handcuffs, he told the officer that his taxes pay police salaries and demanded that the officer perform a sex act on him…”

Posted Monday, October 5th, at 2:08 PM (∞).

OnlineAthens.com | Police Blotter | Revelers say they found beer in park 09/30/07

I know this is old, but I figured this would be a great way to preserve an exceptional piece of news reporting, and to highlight the ABH’s Best of the Blotter series, where we these hooligans were also featured.

Posted Friday, October 2nd, at 2:15 PM (∞).

FDIC Paints Terrifying Picture Of Bank Health

File:Ouroboros-simple.svgThe FDIC steps in when the banks go broke.  And who’s got the FDIC’s back in case they go broke? Why, the banks, of course…

Posted Wednesday, September 30th, at 4:23 PM (∞).

nutrigrain commercial (via deandrathol).

Wow.  Never has a commercial made me want a product so much.

And I feel GREEEAAAT!

Posted Tuesday, September 29th, at 11:23 AM (∞).

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